I can’t add a poll due to my idiocy a technical problem, so here are the options.
1) OMG! I didn’t think that that the embodiment of a perfect man existed until now!!
2) OMG! an almost 40 year old trying to look like a 20 something. How cute!
3) Fuck man, are you going for a comb over or what?
4) One earring = poof. 2 earrings = fucking poof.
5) Bron luvs Albi